KRAMER: So, there were a lot of people there, huh?
JERRY: Oh, man, that yogurt place - you're going to make a fortune.
KRAMER: Yeah.
JERRY: They're doing an incredible business.
KRAMER: Yeah, well, I told you to go in on it.
JERRY: How did you know?
KRAMER: Well, I tasted it at the one downtown. It's got a remarkable texture. You'd never know it was non-fat.
(Buzzer)
JERRY: (answering the buzzer) Yeah?
ELAINE: (on the buzzer) Buzz me.
JERRY: Hey, I had the show of my life last night. I ad-libbed like ten new minutes.
KRAMER: Yeah, but did you tape it?
JERRY: (pulling out a tape from his pocket) Vvvvup. Right there. I got it. I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire. Like, what was this? A whole empire based on putting your feet up?
KRAMER: Yes!
JERRY: I'm telling you, I got like a whole new Tonight Show here.
(Elaine enters)
ELAINE: Hey!
KRAMER: Hey!
(Elaine has her thumb in her mouth pushing her teeth)
JERRY: What's the matter?
ELAINE: Oh, I was having lunch, and I bit down on the fork.
JERRY: Boy, it's hard to believe - with all that biting experience - a person could still make a mistake like that.
(Kramer looks at Elaine)
KRAMER: (sort of falling backwords) Yowm!
ELAINE: What?
KRAMER: Well, you're getting heavy.
ELAINE: (quietly) What?
KRAMER: Yeah, you look like you put on (holds his hands out) five, (holds his hands wider) ten pounds.
JERRY: Kramer!
KRAMER: I'll tell you something else, you're looking a little chunky yourself, buddy.
JERRY: Me?
KRAMER: Yeah.
JERRY: No.
ELAINE: Where's your bathroom scale? (Jerry looks at her like 'where do you think?' Elaine and Jerry both go into the bathroom) Oh my god, I've gained seven pounds.
JERRY: I've gained eight.
KRAMER: I told ya.
ELAINE: Oh, my god! A couple, but 7 pounds. How did I gain 7 pounds?
JERRY: How did I gain eight?
ELAINE: I don't get it. I, I've been doing the same exercises. I haven't been eating anything different.
JERRY: Me, either. Wait a second. Wait a second. Maybe it's that yogurt.
KRAMER: No, no, no. That's hundred percent non-fat.
JERRY: Well, how else could this have happened?
KRAMER: Well, maybe it's the Oreos.
ELAINE: I don't eat Oreos.
KRAMER: You don't eat Oreos? (acts out eating Oreos) The way you break them open? You're (does a bunch of licking motions) ~ practically having sex with them.
JERRY: What about me?
KRAMER: You? You're getting old.
JERRY: Maybe your yogurt isn't so non-fat.
KRAMER: Oh, guess again, Tubby!
ELAINE: Jerry, there's got to be a way to find that out.
JERRY: There must be some kind of lab that would do that kind of thing.
ELAINE: AH! I've got it.
KRAMER: What?
ELAINE: I'll call the Food and Drug Administration.
(Grabs Jerry, feels him noticing the eight pounds)
KRAMER: Hey, I'll tell you what, Chubs, if that yogurt has fat in it, I will put myself on an all-yogurt diet for a week.
JERRY: Well, let's start the insanity.
KRAMER: NNNN-Giddy-up!
[Costanza House]
(Frank is in his chair, George is laying on the couch, Estelle is cleaning some items)
FRANK: Tommy Tune is a very good dancer. (hits George on the head with what seems to be the tvguide) You ever see Tommy Tune dance?
GEORGE: No.
ESTELLE: I like tap dancing.
FRANK: Tap dancing. Anyone can tap dance. It's all in those shoes.
ESTELLE: Are you kidding? They practice for years, those people.
GEORGE: What's for supper?
(door bell)
ESTELLE: Somebody's at the door.
(Estelle walks over to answer the door)
FRANK: Tommy Tune is very tall. That helps. It makes him lankier.
ESTELLE: (answers the door) Lloyd?
LLOYD: Hello, Mrs. Costanza.
ESTELLE: Georgie, Lloyd Braun is here.
(George slouches down on the couch in hopes to hide himself)
FRANK: Hey! Lloyd!
ESTELLE: What are you doing here?
(Frank and Lloyd shake)
LLOYD: Well, I was just in the neighborhood visiting my mother so I thought I'd drop by and say, "Hello".
ESTELLE: Georgie. Come here and say hello.
FRANK: How are you doing, Lloyd? I hear you're a big advisor for Dinkins now.
LLOYD: That's right. Hey, George.
GEORGE: Hey, Lloyd. (Shakes hands with Lloyd) How's it going? (chuckles)
LLOYD: I uh ran into George yesterday in the city.
(George nudges Estelle)
ESTELLE: Ow! (hits George on the forehead) What's the matter with you?
LLOYD: So, uh, how's the arm, huh?
GEORGE: Oh, it's good.
ESTELLE: What's the matter with your arm?
GEORGE: Nothing.
LLOYD: Oh, his arm moves like this. (does the nudging motion)
FRANK: Your arm moves like this? (does the nudging motion)
GEORGE: Yeah.
FRANK: (continues to move his arm) I never seen your arm move like this.
ESTELLE: Me, either.
GEORGE: Well, it comes and goes.
FRANK: It's like some kind of aaaaa (snapping his fingers) spasm.
LLOYD: Ooh! I asked Mr. Dinkins if he knew any good orthopedists, and he said he had the best. (hands George the Doctor's card) So, I made an appointment for you. Dr. Dekter.
ESTELLE: Mayor Dinkins got an appointment for him?
FRANK: You mentioned George's name to Mayor Dinkins? You discussed George with the mayor of New York?
ESTELLE: Dinkins was talking about you. He was discussing you.
(George with his hands on his face acting like he is soo excited the Mayor was discussing him)
GEORGE: You know, Lloyd, I-I've been to the doctor (hands George the card) there's really nothing they can do.
FRANK: (grabbing the card) Hey, Mayor Dinkins set this up for you. You know what kind of a doctor this must be if Dinkins knows him?
GEORGE: All right. All right! I'll go.
LLOYD: Well, that's great. (grabs the card back from Frank and hands it to George again) And, uh, I'll be very interested to hear the diagnosis.