Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

philsey

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Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water

* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign

* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

* A fart when I have diarrhea

* An elevator ride with Ray Rice

* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby

* Michael Jackson's Doctor

* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran

* A Palestinian on a motorcycle

* Gas station Sushi

* A Jimmy Carter economic plan

* Brian Williams news reports

* Loch Ness monster sightings

* ..... aaand my fav: Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
 
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Anything Eric Holder says (or doesn't say)
The AT&T recording telling me a representative will be right with me
Bernie Madoff's Investment Advice
Wesley Snipes' Tax Accountant
Joan Rivers' Plastic Surgeon
 
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Sarah Palin?
KKK meeting at KFC
Tim Tebow worshiping Satan
Fast 7 being better then the first 6 movies
 
They always say, never trust a fart, but id rather $h!t myself than have Hillary Clinton around.
 
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