Used Car Ads: Things to Hate

[Maritimer]

What are your beefs?

I don't lose sleep over this, but they are usually re****ed to see. Some things I hate reading in used car ads:

Absolutely zero rust (when it's like, um... what's all that rust colored stuff underneath?).

New tires (um... 20,000 km isn't new).

Highway kilometers (I hope there's a better reason than this why it has double the kms of similar vehicles).

That something's under warranty when it's obvious the warranty will not be transferable (battery or tires).

Family car (great, it's been molested by kids).

 

[WHORERUNNER]

Drives straight as an arrow. (almost never does)
No cel light(ohh it just came on right before you got here)

 

[4-Ripcord]

Female owned- Great it has 5 accidents on the title, the rim is bent from running flat for a month, and the engine was due for an oil change 12k miles ago.

 

[JohnsD90]

RARE 5 SPEED MODEL (its not f-ing rare @sshole they made 10's of thousands of them)
Original Clutch (slips like no other)

 

[lmoody003]

Normal dents and dings for a 10 year old model (halfway totaled)

 

[techno]

First to see will buy! (unless it's not what they want)

I always laugh when dealers list everything single little stupid thing that the car has.
It has an AM/FM radio? Really, that's awesome!
Oh wow look, it has hi/low beam headlights too, this is the best car ever!!!