So I get in my 03 sport after not driving it at all yesterday but the day prior to that having drove it from Iowa to Chicago. 2.5 hour drive. So I go to start it up and hear a knock at start up and the truck is like misfiring and shaking like crazy. Turn it off and ZERO oil on dipstick! Checked it thrice too! No oil. Strange because it doesn't leak and sure as hell hasn't been burning it! I checked it last weekend and it was perfect. I go to my local advanced auto a block away and buy two quarts. Pour those in and BOOM it's filled all the way to the top? How?!?! I know it takes 5.5 quarts. Anyway go to Just Tires, my old job, and get the oil change done since I was actually planning on doing it today anyway since it's due. Everything was fine! No signs of leakage! Any thoughts on what the hell went on this morning? Has anyone experienced a weird situation like this? Vehicle is driving amazing with 190k on the dash. I hope the automotive ghosts aren't haunting me his Halloween.