I had some pasta for lunch today and spilled a little on my left pant leg. Now there's a small grease stain. My business casual khakis are soiled and I have the second half of the day yet to go. Better hope I don't cross paths with an executive or my career prospects may be hampered.
Zach...any updates on your stalling career this PM?
I saw an old lady blow snot rockets in a parking lot today... then she licked her fingers Like they were coated in sugar.
The stain is affecting the fabric of my being. I'm on my last leg. If I don't clean up my act, they're going to hang me out to dry.
trying not to shit myself when I encounter a lot of snow on a road amongst other things