Who want's a 1990 Corolla for $575 with Serious Injuries?

[nissanh]

https://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/cto/5178148128.html

The AD says:
"Mechanic special.
Very good 4 cylinder gas saver .
Not running, will need to bring something to move it with.
I have a clear title. Once you get it running this will make an excellent vehicle.

Only serious injuries"

 

[KidVermicious]

I have a hangnail and carpal tunnel, does that count?