alaskaman
Senior Member
1) Intersections covered in ice are very entertaining.
2) People who tailgate on snowy/icy streets are seen as financial resources.
3) All of the rude people in Anchorage are at one location. The Anchorage DMV
4) King crab is $12.00 a pound.
5) Ice fog driving is seen as a winter sport.
6) Radiant Heating.
7) The stove will boil water in 30 seconds.
8) The Toyota dealer knows less than me.
9) Women like men with beards and skills.
10) Form fitting ski pants.
11) You can drive on protected Federal Aviation property and the fire crews wave at you.
12) Airplanes land on water (after it unfreezes) and have the right of way.
13) Canadians say eh! and Alaskans say whu?
14) The police force enjoys keystone cop videos and drives excacly like that.
15) A road sign which says detour actually means construction. *Its on the DMV test.
16) Finnair flight attendants love to increase their knowledge of english.
17) If you don't know where or what it is it is most likely named after Ted Stevens.
18) Smart cars on Anchorage roads are thought to be the highway equivalent of the Olympic sport curling.
19) nobody *****es about gas prices when it's 10 degrees out.
2) People who tailgate on snowy/icy streets are seen as financial resources.
3) All of the rude people in Anchorage are at one location. The Anchorage DMV
4) King crab is $12.00 a pound.
5) Ice fog driving is seen as a winter sport.
6) Radiant Heating.
7) The stove will boil water in 30 seconds.
8) The Toyota dealer knows less than me.
9) Women like men with beards and skills.
10) Form fitting ski pants.
11) You can drive on protected Federal Aviation property and the fire crews wave at you.
12) Airplanes land on water (after it unfreezes) and have the right of way.
13) Canadians say eh! and Alaskans say whu?
14) The police force enjoys keystone cop videos and drives excacly like that.
15) A road sign which says detour actually means construction. *Its on the DMV test.
16) Finnair flight attendants love to increase their knowledge of english.
17) If you don't know where or what it is it is most likely named after Ted Stevens.
18) Smart cars on Anchorage roads are thought to be the highway equivalent of the Olympic sport curling.
19) nobody *****es about gas prices when it's 10 degrees out.
