I live in the suburbs of St. Louis, and as soon as you get about 50 miles from the city, it turns into boonies until Jefferson City. Out here, I'm about 25-30 miles from the city, and the windy roads already start. Some kid had swerved to avoid a deer in an accord, and flew off into the ditch, and I'm surprised, after seeing this, that yours turned out so bad. The road he did this on is basically on a hill, so on one side the road rises, on the other it drops. Both sides are COVERED with trees. He got really lucky, and even though he flew into the drop-off, he managed to bump a tree on the rear driver's side quarter panel, and happened to land in probably the only area without a tree on the side, which was about the width of his car. I pulled over to help him out, didn't have a strap with me (his car ran, and he spun the wheels, so I assume it would've been possible to drive it for a short distance; i.e. to a safer area), went to grab one to pull him out and save the day. Sadly a cop showed up, and I guess assumed it was my fault, because he started asking me questions. I told him I didn't see anything, and I pulled over to help, and the guy on the side of the road said that, too, but the cop was REALLY reluctant to let me leave. It kind of pissed me off. I was on the side of the road with hazards on and an orange construction light on the roof. I don't have a rear bumper cover on, though, so it could be that. BUT, in the end I left, and decided I will always keep a strap with me.
TL;DR: Kid flew off the drop on a windy road, managed to miss a tree. I wanted to save the day, but didn't have a strap. Cops show up, I leave.
To OP: Glad you're okay. and I understand that Yotas will take about anything you throw at them, but WTF. it still ran?