What a fluff piece. I can see the pitch for the story now;
(Joe Bob): See, we need to do a pitch piece for the nationals. Yeaha, something brawny and muscular, you know, top 10 something or other.
(PC Newbie): Pitch piece for the nationals? Whatever do you mean? I would think that we would rather establish a means by which to compare vehicles in an objective format and thus let the scores speak for themselves.
***Laughter in room***
(Editor): PC Newbie, just listen and learn, just listen and learn. I get ya Joe Bob. How about a Top 10 mixed list with the nationals at the top having to do with best equipped for offroading. Throw in a little, "we wanna help our readers out" spin.
***PC Newbie is called into Editor's Office***
(Editor): Now you just mind your mouth next time and remember who pays your check...