Good bumper stickers

[Schooler]

One of the quasi-political discussions in off topic got me thinking about bumper stickers. I don't like to put them on my truck but if I did, there would be some good ones. A guy I know makes them. There was some kind of stink where I live about building a road that a lot of people disagreed with. They all put bumper stickers on their cars that said:

"Smart roads, not new roads"

I thought a more apropriate slogan would be

"Smart people, not new people"

Because that is why we have to build bigger roads. I know some better ones but I can't hink of them right now. Anyone else got a good one?

 

[kdx2000]

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[PROZAC]

In light of todays gas prices, I like the sticker that reads

Ass, Cash, or Grass
No One Rides For Free

 

[Border411]

Me being into guns (I am a cop) I like:

"Gun control is being able to hit your target"

and

"My other auto is a .45"

I do love that anti-war one above. That is funny Sh!T.

 

[934runner]

I have these on my 4runner.

 

[934runner]

also

 

[934runner]

I just ordered this one:

 

[GatorGreg]

Buddy of mine once had a sticker that said:

Driver carries less than $20 ammunition

 

[RonMAIDEN]

My friend had a bright yellow sticker on his daily driver '90 Subi Loyale wagon that said "My Other Car Is A Type R".

 

[jharris2]

This thread is about bumper stickers, not political opinions. I just had one post reported 6 times because someone didn't like the tone.

The thread needs to stay on topic or it will be closed.

 

[Thai]

Jharris is right...stick to the topic. NO POLITICAL BS.

This thread has been trimmed.

 

[kdx2000]

Another one that comes to mind : Keep honking I 'm reloading!

 

[Mark86]

Once I saw a good one that said "Horn broken, look for finger." I thought that was a pretty funny one.

 

[Fortyounces]

Saw a good one on a small delivery company van yesterday....


"Driver carries less than $20, he's married"

 

[pag04]

I have one that says "Treat the Earth and all Living Creatures with Respect".......which some might call an oxymoron on an off road SUV. But it hauls a lot more hardwood (from managed forests of course!) than does off roading.

With the exception of the above sticker I don't like to put strickers on because you can't remove them. Last November I really wanted to put one on though. I got a flexible magnetic sheet (craft store) cut it to size, put the sticker on that and stuck the magnet to the car. It's an easy way to put a sticker on without messing up your paint and it's easy to remove.

 

[Bluto]

I saw one on a heep wrangler, written upside down, "If you can read this, please roll me over"



My GF won't let me put my NRA or HK stickers on.

 

[Colemanfu]

Border411 - you would love the one they give out at a local army surplus store. It says

"Guns Keep Society Safe"

The place is called GI Jeffs - he parks a mini tank out front and every who works there carries a gun on the hip. I don't think they worry much about theft.

 

[Thai]

I saw one on a heep wrangler, written upside down, "If you can read this, please roll me over"

I have this very sticker on my SUV.

 

[jharris2]

Border411 - you would love the one they give out at a local army surplus store. It says

"Guns Keep Society Safe"

The place is called GI Jeffs - he parks a mini tank out front and every who works there carries a gun on the hip. I don't think they worry much about theft.

Reminds me of the story recently in Florida where a guy tried to rob a gun store -- with a knife. Saw the gun store owner on TV ... he laughed saying, "I never thought about robbing a gun store with a knife."

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[jonus4runner]

I have a bumper sticker on the 4runner that says "No fat chicks or the truck will scrape.