goodbye 4runner... :(

michael833

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today was probably one of the saddest days for 4runners world wide.

story goes:

so i'm having fun with the runner 'cause i did the deckplate mod. i'm on the loop (610) and the exit for 59 is coming up. the exit starts off as two lanes but they merge and there is usually quite some traffic. i'm pushin' 80mph and from where i was i didn't see any traffic on the ramp at all. i thought it'd be fun to floor it and take the ramp at whatever speed i got up to (let me add that this ramp is one of those that kind of dips and veers to the left onto the interstate). so i've got the pedal to the floor, LOVING the sound of the V6. well the exit ramp comes up and (much too late) i realize a wreck on 59 backed up the ramp halfway. braking would have been pointless at that point so i hold on, veer off the freeway, into the grass, and then onto the feeder road. as this happens, something somewhere snaps and my tail whips as i swerve left onto the feeder and smack someone in the driver door. the inertia from that smack somehow threw me up into the iron fence of the apartments that were off the feeder. luckily nobody was hurt. i'm in pretty big trouble though... i mean... my first major car crash and my mom is flipping OUT! i don't see what the big deal is. i get in one little crash and my mom gets scared and says, "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air." i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror! if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought, “nah, forget it. yo home to bel-air!” i pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And i yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later. i looked at my kingdom i was finally there - to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air.
 
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Glad you are OK, and seem semi stable enough to move in with Carlton, Will, Whitney and the rest of the crew. When I was 15, I remember seeing a Chevette get closer in my rear view mirror under I got out before it plowed into my rear. Yea, they were driving without brakes.

However....

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Uh oh, how old are you? You're insurance is going to SKYROCKET! You'll be able to claim it, and get a different one.

Let us know when you are going to part it out, we're vultures dude.
 
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Damn! That sounds violent man! Glad you walked away. I've had friends that had less spectacular crashes than that which didn't fair as well.

As in D.O.A.

You should be counting your lucky stars that you didn't kill anyone, including yourself. I don't want to kick you in the nuts when you're down....But, hopefully you've realized that there is a time and place for $#it like that. Pubic roads are never the right place. Now go buy yourself a lottery ticket, cause today was your lucky day.
 
I guess some people dont get the whole BelAire thing! I found it hilarious! Nice job had me going
 
wow man im glad your ok! thats some scary stuff there. I love that you can throw in some Fresh Prince to make a bad moment, not so bad.

I guess its one way to learn. I think we have all made mistakes like this if not worse. I know for me i have never done that same thing again! now lets see those pics!
 
guise guise guise.........

it seems only a few of you have realized what i did.

i did not crash. please. 80mph on a freeway... ON AN EXIT RAMP?! i'm not that stupid. i just revived an old meme from my 4chan days. I simply took a dramatic story and then transitioned into the theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!

sorry to those that were truly worried. i'm okay! and to you vultures ready to rip apart my ride while i cry and die a little on the inside... NOT THIS TIME! :lasercannon:
 

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