FIXED IT!
It ends up that the horn on the left side (when standing in front of the engine and facing in) has two wires feeding in to it. The horn on the right has only one wire feeding into it.
The two wires on the left horn are: one feeding power into the horn connector, then one feeding power back out of the connector and into the horn connector on the right.
In short, the two horns are wired in series and NOT parallel, despite what I read elsewhere, maybe here in T4R somewhere.
Even though we tested the wires for continuity from the relay socket to the connectors to both the left-side and right-side horn connectors and got zero reading, we didn't realize that there were two contacts that we should've tested at the left-side connector. We were about to run a new wire from the relay to the horns when we decided to test for continuity one more time and had the epiphany when I must've touched the second contact while manipulating those wires and got a reading.
From there it was downhill. Simply open up the loom to expose a little more of the wires, cut off the bad connector for the left-side horn and solder on a new 1/4" female flat spade receiver and voila.
We probably could've figured it out if we had a signal tracer and I actually ordered one yesterday but hasn't arrived yet. Oh well. Glad that's over with. It ate up most of my weekend.
So, after 22 yrs of service, I'm guessing road vibrations (the horns vibrate on their single bolt mounts) caused the input wire to become disconnected in the connector.