PatrickBateman
New member
After driving my 2014 limited for 11 months and 29,xxx miles, I'll tell you why I've got a smile on my face. The reason? Cause I don't have to drive it anymore!!!!
Don't get me wrong, it's very reliable, 4wd and looks sexy! Other then that here's what's wrong with it. Ready for the list?! Get the popcorn out!
Slow, and I mean so slow my right calf muscle gets tight from getting a work out from the accelerator. Want to pass a vehicle either on the hwy or local? You better stretch out that calf muscle first!
A ticking noise the dealership could never fix so if you like playing the drums? No worries! Just accelerate and you've got a nice ticking noise you can make a nice beat too!
The 20 gallon fuel tank? You like candy and snacks? No worries! Cause you'll be filling up every 2-3 days by getting 350 miles a tank cause don't be stupid, a Suv doesn't need a 25-30 gallon fuel tank.
Does yours come with navigation? I think mine does. Not sure. Wait, that's right, I had to go buy a garmin! Nothing better then having 2 navi's in the vehicle!! Good job Toyota for a worthless navigation unit.
You like having your left shoulder lower than your right while driving? The make sure to use both arm rests at the same time! It's so comfortable! Oh the things
My daughter loves roller coasters so every time I'm in the mood to give her a good ride all you have to do is hit the brakes semi hard! Yep! It'll feel like you're about to head down a roller coaster! Make sure you tell your kid to keep his arms up for the full effect. Don't mind the brakes locking up after cause it will happen 2/4 times.
Toyota though of on this 4 runner is great! Also don't forget the 12 inch gear shifter that gets in the way of your main cup holder.
Other then that, don't forget it's reliable and has 4wd.
Cheers happy Friday. Hope some of you got a good laugh.
Don't get me wrong, it's very reliable, 4wd and looks sexy! Other then that here's what's wrong with it. Ready for the list?! Get the popcorn out!
Slow, and I mean so slow my right calf muscle gets tight from getting a work out from the accelerator. Want to pass a vehicle either on the hwy or local? You better stretch out that calf muscle first!
A ticking noise the dealership could never fix so if you like playing the drums? No worries! Just accelerate and you've got a nice ticking noise you can make a nice beat too!
The 20 gallon fuel tank? You like candy and snacks? No worries! Cause you'll be filling up every 2-3 days by getting 350 miles a tank cause don't be stupid, a Suv doesn't need a 25-30 gallon fuel tank.
Does yours come with navigation? I think mine does. Not sure. Wait, that's right, I had to go buy a garmin! Nothing better then having 2 navi's in the vehicle!! Good job Toyota for a worthless navigation unit.
You like having your left shoulder lower than your right while driving? The make sure to use both arm rests at the same time! It's so comfortable! Oh the things
My daughter loves roller coasters so every time I'm in the mood to give her a good ride all you have to do is hit the brakes semi hard! Yep! It'll feel like you're about to head down a roller coaster! Make sure you tell your kid to keep his arms up for the full effect. Don't mind the brakes locking up after cause it will happen 2/4 times.
Toyota though of on this 4 runner is great! Also don't forget the 12 inch gear shifter that gets in the way of your main cup holder.
Other then that, don't forget it's reliable and has 4wd.
Cheers happy Friday. Hope some of you got a good laugh.
Last edited:
