If your 5th Gen has Polls, Answer This Poll Question

[e60ral]

Yes or no

 

[1engineer]

Yes or no

No dancing in my 4Runner. No polls...

 

[Antman]

Yes or no

Based on the voting options up top, I would say this fugger is rigged...

 

[LandCruiser]

I'm a Polak with a 4Runner voting on a poll about poles?

 

[Antman]

I'm a Polak with a 4Runner voting on a poll about poles?

Time for the pole jokes to start...

Several engineers were attempting to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and they were getting quite frustrated trying to slide the tape up the pole. They could get the tape no more than a third of the way up the pole before it would bend and fall down.
A mathematician asks what they’re doing, and they explain. The mathematician offers to help. She removes the pole from the ground, sets it down, and measures it easily. She then returns the measuring tape to the engineers, and walks off.
When she leaves, one engineer says to the others, “That’s just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and she gives us the length!”

 

[Tlowe]

Time for the pole jokes to start...

Several engineers were attempting to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and they were getting quite frustrated trying to slide the tape up the pole. They could get the tape no more than a third of the way up the pole before it would bend and fall down.
A mathematician asks what they’re doing, and they explain. The mathematician offers to help. She removes the pole from the ground, sets it down, and measures it easily. She then returns the measuring tape to the engineers, and walks off.
When she leaves, one engineer says to the others, “That’s just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and she gives us the length!”

Hahaha love that one!
Also, are these just regular engineers or [MENTION=66316]1engineer[/MENTION]s because as I understand it, there is a difference...

 

[bofa]

Time for the pole jokes to start...

Several engineers were attempting to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and they were getting quite frustrated trying to slide the tape up the pole. They could get the tape no more than a third of the way up the pole before it would bend and fall down.
A mathematician asks what they’re doing, and they explain. The mathematician offers to help. She removes the pole from the ground, sets it down, and measures it easily. She then returns the measuring tape to the engineers, and walks off.
When she leaves, one engineer says to the others, “That’s just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and she gives us the length!”

Orrrr... engineer jokes.

Three guys go down to Vegas one night, get drunk and wake up in jail. They find out that they’re to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done.

The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says, “I am a priest and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens; so they figure God must not want this guy to die, and let him go.

The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. “I am an attorney and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” The switch is thrown and again nothing happens.Figuring the law is on this guy’s side, they let him go.

The last one is strapped in and say’s “I’m an electrical engineer, and I’ll tell you right now, you’ll never electrocute anybody if you don’t connect those two wires.”

 

[smallfry]

I think we need more polls. :fish:

 

[Jhalko]

An 5th gen engineer joke thread, I mean finally something unique after about two years of floor mat and window tint "build" threads.

The answer is YES just so you know.

:worthless

 

[philsey]

Haven't y'all heard, our -mod- is selling our polling data to Trum..... err Toyota.

I voted "yes" and "yes".

 

[gamester5]

mine "polls" to the right a bit