kball
New member
those people are idiots,
FORD=
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over Read Directions
Fork Over Repair Dough
Found On Road Dead
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Flipping Over Results in Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
CHEVY=
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Cheapest Heap Ever envisioned Yet
Charged Heavily
Cheapest Heap Ever Vended Yet
JEEP=
Just Empty Every Pocket
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Just Eat Every Pickle
Just Eats Every Part
Just Everyone Elses Parts
Joint Establishment Experimental Pile
Junk Engineered, Executed Poorly
Junked Electrical & Emissions Parts
Just Enough Engine Power
Hey now be nice, you forget JD power and assoc verifed 85% of ford and chevy trucks registered 1981-1998 are still on the road... the other 15% made it home!