Hmmm, a truck that's trained to pick up trash and collect firewood while you wheel...you might be on to something! Must be the 2nd Gen inferiority complex at work, trying to hold a higher standard--you'd never catch a 1st or 4th Gen doing that (LOL).
hah. Only because the first gen would crumble to pieces from rust, and the 4th gen would implode at the first scratch!
You forgot the part about the 2nd gen blowing the head gasket!
The Second Generation 4Runner - Toyota's version of immigrant labor.