the last part made me almost spill my drink hahaDepends...on a good day, ill call her "ol'girl" or "ol'betsy" but on a bad day when bolts break or I smack my knuckles working on it shes been called things as bad as "ol'c**t" or "ol'b***h"....I guess it depends on my mood, no real name for her tho, I just never thought of anything clever enough.
I do talk to her tho and no i'm not crazy, that would only be true if it started answering me lol