October Camping Trip #5- THE COVE!!!

OneGreenTaco said:
Yeah, go figure the first gen taco guy hasn't been on the TR4 forum much. Thought I better check in, see what we got going on. This trip is seriously growing.

Things for the new people coming:

1. If/when, drunk women from Swaziland show up, give them more alcohol and watch them scrape their vehicle on every bank in the Cove when leaving.

2. Don't look Maximus directly in the eyes. It will be seen as either an act of dominance, or consent for sex.

3. Doug will cook a steak one match at a time if he has to.

4. Doug shouldn't mix drinks for you...or he should...depends on your desired outcome.

5. Don't spot Corey from the front or rear...only the sides. You could be seen as a traction aid and used as such when she decides to use the skinny pedal.

6. Grape vines are capable of holding an entire Jeeps weight.

7. Seemingly small tree limbs can destroy a shock.

8. Stock T4Rs will go a lot further than you think. It may look different afterwards, but it will go.

9. Most UTV trails are Toyota rated now. May need to smear a little grease on your fenders to fit in a few spots...but they fit.

10. When you hear someone yell, "MAXIMUS COME", well...you hope come is spelled the way I just spelled it. (Yeah, now you think about it....)
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Lol at #8
 
OneGreenTaco said:
Yeah, go figure the first gen taco guy hasn't been on the TR4 forum much. Thought I better check in, see what we got going on. This trip is seriously growing.

Things for the new people coming:

1. If/when, drunk women from Swaziland show up, give them more alcohol and watch them scrape their vehicle on every bank in the Cove when leaving.

2. Don't look Maximus directly in the eyes. It will be seen as either an act of dominance, or consent for sex.

3. Doug will cook a steak one match at a time if he has to.

4. Doug shouldn't mix drinks for you...or he should...depends on your desired outcome.

5. Don't spot Corey from the front or rear...only the sides. You could be seen as a traction aid and used as such when she decides to use the skinny pedal.

6. Grape vines are capable of holding an entire Jeeps weight.

7. Seemingly small tree limbs can destroy a shock.

8. Stock T4Rs will go a lot further than you think. It may look different afterwards, but it will go.

9. Most UTV trails are Toyota rated now. May need to smear a little grease on your fenders to fit in a few spots...but they fit.

10. When you hear someone yell, "MAXIMUS COME", well...you hope come is spelled the way I just spelled it. (Yeah, now you think about it....)
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OMG, F'ing hilarious, and all true...

I think Swaziland was just mad no one wanted to see what STD's might be lurking...
 
OneGreenTaco said:
Yeah, go figure the first gen taco guy hasn't been on the TR4 forum much. Thought I better check in, see what we got going on. This trip is seriously growing.

Things for the new people coming:

1. If/when, drunk women from Swaziland show up, give them more alcohol and watch them scrape their vehicle on every bank in the Cove when leaving.

2. Don't look Maximus directly in the eyes. It will be seen as either an act of dominance, or consent for sex.

3. Doug will cook a steak one match at a time if he has to.

4. Doug shouldn't mix drinks for you...or he should...depends on your desired outcome.

5. Don't spot Corey from the front or rear...only the sides. You could be seen as a traction aid and used as such when she decides to use the skinny pedal.

6. Grape vines are capable of holding an entire Jeeps weight.

7. Seemingly small tree limbs can destroy a shock.

8. Stock T4Rs will go a lot further than you think. It may look different afterwards, but it will go.

9. Most UTV trails are Toyota rated now. May need to smear a little grease on your fenders to fit in a few spots...but they fit.

10. When you hear someone yell, "MAXIMUS COME", well...you hope come is spelled the way I just spelled it. (Yeah, now you think about it....)
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I like the skinny pedal.... and watching Doug struggle at making a fire after it rains.
 
Might not be able to go now due to operational needs...

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Well, new bell cranks are on, so I have a working ebrake once again (been a couple years and my old ones were literally rust welded). Replaced the tired and holey 50 series flowmaster with a SS borla. My old exhaust setup was getting difficult to continue to patch. Who knows, I may even get a current inspection done to replace my 06/15 stickers before the cove trip. :focus:
 
We are a little over a month away!


Currently it's 55 degrees at The Cove- getting to be camping weather!!

Time to get out that camp gear and get ready.


Anyone else interested? Any cancellations?:bump2:
 
Are there rules for how late you can get to the campground? Do gates close at a certain time or anything?

I don't plan on getting there so late that i'd disturb anyone sleeping, but I may not be able to get there until 9ish Friday
 
Antman said:
We are a little over a month away!


Currently it's 55 degrees at The Cove- getting to be camping weather!!

Time to get out that camp gear and get ready.


Anyone else interested? Any cancellations?:bump2:
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we need to freeze the spider's balls off!
 

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OneGreenTaco said:
Yeah, go figure the first gen taco guy hasn't been on the TR4 forum much. Thought I better check in, see what we got going on. This trip is seriously growing.

Things for the new people coming:

1. If/when, drunk women from Swaziland show up, give them more alcohol and watch them scrape their vehicle on every bank in the Cove when leaving.

2. Don't look Maximus directly in the eyes. It will be seen as either an act of dominance, or consent for sex.

3. Doug will cook a steak one match at a time if he has to.

4. Doug shouldn't mix drinks for you...or he should...depends on your desired outcome.

5. Don't spot Corey from the front or rear...only the sides. You could be seen as a traction aid and used as such when she decides to use the skinny pedal.

6. Grape vines are capable of holding an entire Jeeps weight.

7. Seemingly small tree limbs can destroy a shock.

8. Stock T4Rs will go a lot further than you think. It may look different afterwards, but it will go.

9. Most UTV trails are Toyota rated now. May need to smear a little grease on your fenders to fit in a few spots...but they fit.

10. When you hear someone yell, "MAXIMUS COME", well...you hope come is spelled the way I just spelled it. (Yeah, now you think about it....)
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I miss you.....
 
Spy45 said:
I'm in. Especially if TightestVag57 is coming. Can't believe I didnt get an embossed invitation.
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I'll drive behind you and make sure there are no branches- wait- maybe someone else should.
Lol at TightestVag57
[MENTION=47340]Titanpat57[/MENTION]
See- everybody knows you are a pu$$y.
 
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