Thanks for all the input guys.
It's not a matter of getting at the filter as after 11 years, I've figured that out. I just hate the oil spilling out of the thing after you remove the filter and then getting all over everything and then when I think I have it all cleaned up, the next time I park in my driveway (on hill) I end up with a puddle. Just annoying. I've tried everything and no matter what, the oil ends up everywhere.