Iman74
New member
Let's post a list of our pet peeves. I am sure we will get some good laughs out of this.
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Letting someone in front of you and then they go the speed limit or slower. Come on, it's an unwritten rule you should go at least 10mph over the speed limit.
People who can't use a signal light to change lanes or turn a corner.
People who drive with their high beams on because one low beam are burned out.
Telemarketing
Jehovah Witnesses knocking on my door at 8AM Saturday morning... GO AWAY!
SPAM!
People
CAPS LOCK USERS!!!!
Going to a straight bar and a guy tries to hit on me (no jokes please...it's not funny)
People blowing their horn at me as soon as the light turned green.
People blowing their horn at me because I obey the "No Turn On Red" sign
When my foot itches and I am driving
(I like kids) but kids on the back of the buses giving middle fingers, making faces, girls holding up signs (I am not going to say what it said)
People thinking they are better than everyone else (Martha Stewart)
Users who say they don't have time, but five minutes later they are at the coffee room talking.
Thirty minutes later the "I don't have time" person is still at the coffee bar.
Girls that think since they are hot they can be a bitch.
Teenagers that think they know it all.
Female Drivers!!!
Old Drivers!!!!
Users!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls that are just not in shape for outfits they wear. I don't mind a heavyset person, but don't wear a cutoff shirt so I can see your fold hanging out.
Girls wearing thongs at kickboxing and distracting me.
Girls that come to class in makeup, leaving looking like a clown. Their only reason to be there is to meet a guy.
My mother getting me pistachio nuts as a X-mas present.
My sister getting me some of the ugliest presents.
Woman that wear WAY too much perfume.
People that tailgate people in the slow lane.
Big rig drivers driving in the fast lane to pass everyone.
Politicians that think it's a great idea to throw a party on a street to celebrate the completion of the reconstruction of the bridge, and hence doing it during rush hour and causing the most traffic that street has ever seen. Trumbull CT, the bridge to and from the Mall.
People that walk around with their arms out like they are muscular and looking really stupid in the process.
People that try to get me to do shots even though I express I hate hard alcohol.
People that don't drink but preach to people that do like it makes them better or something.
Slow walking pedestrians.
Airheads
People that have to say, like this, and you know what I am saying. Just speak like a normal person.
No matter what sex they are, how old or young they are, and no matter how slow or fast they drive, on the back-roads especially people drive constantly on the wrong side of the road.
Females that do their makeup and drive.
People that read and drive: maps, newspapers, I even saw a guy with a novel.
People that reach for something in the backseat or passenger, but they do not have that ability from preventing themselves to turn the wheel in that direction too.
People that insist in look at every car that passes them or they pass for whatever their reasons are.
People that have to slow down and observe the accident: I bet you these are the same people that complain about people doing just that.
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Letting someone in front of you and then they go the speed limit or slower. Come on, it's an unwritten rule you should go at least 10mph over the speed limit.
People who can't use a signal light to change lanes or turn a corner.
People who drive with their high beams on because one low beam are burned out.
Telemarketing
Jehovah Witnesses knocking on my door at 8AM Saturday morning... GO AWAY!
SPAM!
People
CAPS LOCK USERS!!!!
Going to a straight bar and a guy tries to hit on me (no jokes please...it's not funny)
People blowing their horn at me as soon as the light turned green.
People blowing their horn at me because I obey the "No Turn On Red" sign
When my foot itches and I am driving
(I like kids) but kids on the back of the buses giving middle fingers, making faces, girls holding up signs (I am not going to say what it said)
People thinking they are better than everyone else (Martha Stewart)
Users who say they don't have time, but five minutes later they are at the coffee room talking.
Thirty minutes later the "I don't have time" person is still at the coffee bar.
Girls that think since they are hot they can be a bitch.
Teenagers that think they know it all.
Female Drivers!!!
Old Drivers!!!!
Users!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls that are just not in shape for outfits they wear. I don't mind a heavyset person, but don't wear a cutoff shirt so I can see your fold hanging out.
Girls wearing thongs at kickboxing and distracting me.
Girls that come to class in makeup, leaving looking like a clown. Their only reason to be there is to meet a guy.
My mother getting me pistachio nuts as a X-mas present.
My sister getting me some of the ugliest presents.
Woman that wear WAY too much perfume.
People that tailgate people in the slow lane.
Big rig drivers driving in the fast lane to pass everyone.
Politicians that think it's a great idea to throw a party on a street to celebrate the completion of the reconstruction of the bridge, and hence doing it during rush hour and causing the most traffic that street has ever seen. Trumbull CT, the bridge to and from the Mall.
People that walk around with their arms out like they are muscular and looking really stupid in the process.
People that try to get me to do shots even though I express I hate hard alcohol.
People that don't drink but preach to people that do like it makes them better or something.
Slow walking pedestrians.
Airheads
People that have to say, like this, and you know what I am saying. Just speak like a normal person.
No matter what sex they are, how old or young they are, and no matter how slow or fast they drive, on the back-roads especially people drive constantly on the wrong side of the road.
Females that do their makeup and drive.
People that read and drive: maps, newspapers, I even saw a guy with a novel.
People that reach for something in the backseat or passenger, but they do not have that ability from preventing themselves to turn the wheel in that direction too.
People that insist in look at every car that passes them or they pass for whatever their reasons are.
People that have to slow down and observe the accident: I bet you these are the same people that complain about people doing just that.
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