004Gunner
New member
So are you saying that deep down I really want a monster truck with fake bullet hole stickers, a minivan with 4 kids, 2 dogs and a cat represented by flip flops on my back window, and to own a car dealership so I can put my ugly badges on every vehicle I sell?![]()
Close but not quite. See, deep down you want to put real bullet holes into monster trucks because you have size envy. You don't want the dealership so you can put stickers on everybody's cars, you want it so that you can afford to have 4 kids with your wife. The more offspring you have, the more of a chance that at least one will be successful and wealthy enough to take care of you into old age. The 2 dogs really only represent the fact that you want a rather large amount of land. And last but not least, the desire for a cat could mean that you are harboring some latent homosexuality. Or this is all just a bunch of psychbabble, which is more likely because I can conclude almost nothing about a person's true self based upon an avatar and forum posts. :jk: