Shift lock. Take a Bic pen and push down and you can move it outta park without keys in the ignition or brake. Your detailer must own a 4runner and was missing that tab and now has passed the curse to you. The last person to have it becomes the target of a slow-moving, unwavering creature who can look like anybody — an old lady, a naked woman, your father. It zeroes in on you, takes its time, and never, ever stops until it kills you. The only way to shake it is to steal the tab from somebody else, and pass the curse forward.