As with most things in life you get what you pay for. I have a feeling you did not get a 'cheap' bumper because you did not want to spend over $xxxxx for it.
You would be happiest with the iPad, but we all have to make sacrifices here and there. Good luck & enjoy whatever new toy you get!
No, I got the shrockworks bumper because (1) I didnt have to cut the stock bumper, and (2) I believe it had the best aesthetics between them, ARB, and Demello.