This is WAY TOO FUNNY! Must read!

Thai

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Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong...
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Posted by Powrd1.8T on 2003-03-19 16:27:03

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.

I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.

Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.
 
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Thai; Ok, my jokes are not funny, but THAT was funny. I especially like "My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis." :D
 
I have no idea whether this is real or not...but, damn, that's just so wrong on so many levels for that "friend". :eek:

A new way to look at sand-blasting....:D

Peter, you need be a lot better to beat THAT joke! ;)
 
There's a web site I frequently go to that has a "Dumbass of the Day" section....these guys just might qualify!
 
Ok, guys, i will leave this thread in the GENERAL DISCUSSIONS for a while before moving it to OFF TOPIC. This is just too damn funny for the new members to miss.

I just can't go a day without reading it and laughing! Great medicine for depression!
 
Well, this was posted a while back...but i just wanted to bring it back for all the new members....

Too funny....
 

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