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Somebody should give him money (beer) just for the awesomeness. Favorite part is probably:
"-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything."
 
That is F%^&#$ Epic!

I would buy it just because the add is BA! Even though I have no need for a jeep. And for the record my 200K 4Runner burns or leaks no oil so there Mr. Smart a## but we can talk about that over a beer.

Blue
 
"If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU."

Truth, they are terrible.
 
That is one of the best, if not the best craigslist post I have ever read in a car for sale section. Just love it!
 
"-It leaks a little oil. How much? Not enough for me to care. It has 220,000 miles, Poindexter!
If you have a vehicle with 220K NOT leaking or burning oil, it's empty!"

Obviously he's never owned a 4runner.

"-Can I put a 6" lift and giant tires on it?
I don't give a shit. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift!"

At least he knows his shit.

"-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends."

Probably the most true statement in the ad.



BTW, This guy has some decent knowledge of grammar. Just saying.
 
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Ol'Blue said:
That is F%^&#$ Epic!

I would buy it just because the add is BA! Even though I have no need for a jeep. And for the record my 200K 4Runner burns or leaks no oil so there Mr. Smart a## but we can talk about that over a beer.

Blue
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Totally thinking the same thing.
 
lol... I'm Former jeep owner.. And I dont miss it at all. Good ridden!!

The second parts sounds like me. I was not going to keep this 4runner. But I already ordered parts :/

BTW OP.. Why you still hanging out here.. any regrets of selling the runner? I have a bimmer also.. but only go on shit forums when shit breaks.. ;(
 

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That ad has been all over the internet since it was created. I bet that guy is getting hundreds of emails saying either how cool he is, how much of a jerk/idiot he is or if his jeep is still for sale.
 
TheArkMaster said:
"-It leaks a little oil. How much? Not enough for me to care. It has 220,000 miles, Poindexter!
If you have a vehicle with 220K NOT leaking or burning oil, it's empty!"

Obviously he's never owned a 4runner.
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Kind of what I was thinking. 235K miles and I use no oil.
 
bpowa said:
lol... I'm Former jeep owner.. And I dont miss it at all. Good ridden!!

The second parts sounds like me. I was not going to keep this 4runner. But I already ordered parts :/

BTW OP.. Why you still hanging out here.. any regrets of selling the runner? I have a bimmer also.. but only go on shit forums when shit breaks.. ;(
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Well I had a 4Runner. I loved it. I don't regret it, but I do miss that truck very much. She was awesome. So I plan on buying another 3rd gen when the time comes. So why not hang around here on my first forum and expand my knowledge so when I do buy another I'm still up to date. Plus sometimes e46fanatics is to uhhhhhh.... yeah well the bimmer community is great and all but you can get the stereotypical BMW owners who can be a major douche bags.
 
Foo-Fighter69 said:
Well I had a 4Runner. I loved it. I don't regret it, but I do miss that truck very much. She was awesome. So I plan on buying another 3rd gen when the time comes. So why not hang around here on my first forum and expand my knowledge so when I do buy another I'm still up to date. Plus sometimes e46fanatics is to uhhhhhh.... yeah well the bimmer community is great and all but you can get the stereotypical BMW owners who can be a major douche bags.
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Yes. There are the average guys. Like myself that are into cars. Then there are some guys in the bimmer forums that are nubs. That have money. And lastly nubs that pretend to be the nubs that have money. Ha.
 
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