This story has become a tradition over on TTORA so I thought I would spread it around to some other forums this year. Every year I add a new verse to the story...hence the version 6.0. 
Enjoy...
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all across the land,
Not a Jeeper was wheelin',
But hey, it's a Jeep thing, so you totally understand!
The rocks were a callin'
So without hesitation
I jumped in TACOZILLA
To get me some articulation!
The 42's were aired down
To 6 pounds of pressure
And the CO2 bottle filled
Just for good measure!
The place where I headed
I was told was a bit risky
But I knew it wasn't a problem
For I trusted the Dana60
Enjoy...'Twas the night before Christmas
And all across the land,
Not a Jeeper was wheelin',
But hey, it's a Jeep thing, so you totally understand!
The rocks were a callin'
So without hesitation
I jumped in TACOZILLA
To get me some articulation!
The 42's were aired down
To 6 pounds of pressure
And the CO2 bottle filled
Just for good measure!
The place where I headed
I was told was a bit risky
But I knew it wasn't a problem
For I trusted the Dana60
