In a similar story, I had the maid of honor throw up all over the back seat of mine. Her exact words "I may have gotten sick". May have? MAY HAVE??!! The fact I didnt even know her was bad enough, the fact that I had to have her friends help me driver her to her parents house was even worse.
I say "Hi, Im James. Its nice to meet you, its not my fault, and by chance do you have a hose?" Then I proceeded to spray out the back seat all over their driveway.
Ohh sweet vindication.
Now its as good as new, after pulling up every panel in the car to clean everything, as well as a healthy several doses of Febreeze. Didn't help though that I still had 1000 miles of driving left in my trip....
I still cant believe all that came out of someone so small...