I got to ask what the heck is the "orange kiss of death" doing on that engine?
I would have still been in the driveway laughing today. 3 toned colored Malibu. Not surprising for eastern NC.
I once saw a guy with a rear axle and diff tied with bungee cords to the top of his Pontiac Grand Am and resting on the trunk on Highway 64 outside of Tarboro. Those was the days before cell phones with cameras.
..... looked over to my right and saw some dude just holding it at its base.