an old gypsy woman cursed me

sleepydad

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I ordered a reman 5vzfe from yota shop.

I took 2 days of vacation so I could carefully install it. it arrived and looked ok... after I cut the first plastic off I see this. ugh. called yotoshop... sent picture. ok lets get it sent back.

fock me. shipping people, I'm angry with you.

<a href="https://imgur.com/hHWAqUT"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/hHWAqUTl.jpg" title="source: imgur.com" /></a>
 
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Well, now you have 2 days to rest and relax eh?

That's the cylinder head right? If they smacked it that hard I bet the whole head is garbage now.
 
I ordered a reman 5vzfe from yoto shop.

I took 2 days of vacation so I could carefully install it. it arrived and looked ok... after I cut the first plastic off I see this. ugh. called yotoshop... sent picture. ok lets get it sent back.

fock me. shipping people, I'm angry with you.

<a href="https://imgur.com/hHWAqUT"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/hHWAqUTl.jpg" title="source: imgur.com" /></a>

That sucks!
 
You need some chicken blood, a crow's foot and a salamander tail. Draw symbols onto your 4runner using the blood as your ink and the foot and tail as your drawing implements. Dance around your rig under a full moon chanting, "Be Gone Evil 3rd Gen Spritis, Be Gone". If the voodoo magic doesn't work, get holy water to sprinkle on your rig while you chant, "The Body of Christ Compels You!" Start running if you rig spits up green stuff at you.
 
Well, now you have 2 days to rest and relax eh?

That's the cylinder head right? If they smacked it that hard I bet the whole head is garbage now.

I did not unwrap it any further, once I saw that I was like nope.

the thing that kills me is it took 1 month to get it on the ground in my garage. now it will take another month to get a less busted one into my garage.

will see I would just replace the head but the shippers also broke the pallet the engine was on so... focking shipping. I have seen more things destroyed in shipping. it makes me sick how much money they waste.
 
You need some chicken blood, a crow's foot and a salamander tail. Draw symbols onto your 4runner using the blood as your ink and the foot and tail as your drawing implements. Dance around your rig under a full moon chanting, "Be Gone Evil 3rd Gen Spritis, Be Gone". If the voodoo magic doesn't work, get holy water to sprinkle on your rig while you chant, "The Body of Christ Compels You!" Start running if you rig spits up green stuff at you.

I don't know I'm almost to the point of tossing in the towel on the entire 3rd gen right now. it's not the fact that I have spent the last 20 years owning them and loving them. I'm just really really beyond depressed because this is going to kill my entire summer road trip schedule.

if I can get a 79 series LC I might just do it. I see there is a group of guys who are importing them now. it's very tempting. for only 85K you can get brand new 79 series from AU. it's tempting.
 
You need some chicken blood, a crow's foot and a salamander tail. Draw symbols onto your 4runner using the blood as your ink and the foot and tail as your drawing implements. Dance around your rig under a full moon chanting, "Be Gone Evil 3rd Gen Spritis, Be Gone". If the voodoo magic doesn't work, get holy water to sprinkle on your rig while you chant, "The Body of Christ Compels You!" Start running if you rig spits up green stuff at you.

I'm going to do this for my intermittent misfire codes.

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Ah the reality DIY auto work. The best way to ruin the little free time you have. Probably the source of the shittiest memories in 4Runner ownership to me. Nothing I love more than picking up my truck from the mechanic after he does all the work and warranties all that stuff.
 
I don't know I'm almost to the point of tossing in the towel on the entire 3rd gen right now. it's not the fact that I have spent the last 20 years owning them and loving them. I'm just really really beyond depressed because this is going to kill my entire summer road trip schedule.

if I can get a 79 series LC I might just do it. I see there is a group of guys who are importing them now. it's very tempting. for only 85K you can get brand new 79 series from AU. it's tempting.

85k? That's a whole lot of doe.
 
Ah the reality DIY auto work. The best way to ruin the little free time you have. Probably the source of the shittiest memories in 4Runner ownership to me. Nothing I love more than picking up my truck from the mechanic after he does all the work and warranties all that stuff.

Or, nothing better then saving x amount of $ and knowing you actually accomplished it and did it correctly . To each is own.
 
Ah the reality DIY auto work. The best way to ruin the little free time you have. Probably the source of the shittiest memories in 4Runner ownership to me. Nothing I love more than picking up my truck from the mechanic after he does all the work and warranties all that stuff.

I enjoy doing things myself. It’s not that. If it was just me that would be great but I’m subject to the forklift guy who hates Toyota and rams my new engine into the scrap metal bin in Chicago.
 
85k? That's a whole lot of doe.

4.7 liter turbo diesel, solid front and rear axles, floating axles. 1 ton Toyota drivetrain everything. 35” tires without any modifications. Front n rear lockers standard. Free wheel front hubs with from the cab lock unlock.

It is still a ton of doe. More than I paid for my first house. It is a land cruiser and probably one of the toughest more reliable trucks on the planet.

Ford is asking 70-80K for their trucks, and that 450 super duty is 100K. Stuff be crazy now days.
 
Wanna buy a jeep or two? I’ll sell you my YJ and my Dad’s CJ in a bundle deal. Then you’ll really be cursed.

Only one curse at a time that’s my policy. You get 2 or more going at one time and they start working together to create a compound curse mobius loop where everything’s breaks and you can never escape. Wait I just described real life.

Things don’t get really serious until the internet or TV stop working.
 
You do own a Range Rover. Cursed all day. My brother's good friend is a Rover mobile mechanic in south Florida. Works seven days a week, bringing in over $200k yearly. And he still is two weeks behind.

Don't give up. Just shelve the project for the time being.
 
4.7 liter turbo diesel, solid front and rear axles, floating axles. 1 ton Toyota drivetrain everything. 35” tires without any modifications. Front n rear lockers standard. Free wheel front hubs with from the cab lock unlock.

It is still a ton of doe. More than I paid for my first house. It is a land cruiser and probably one of the toughest more reliable trucks on the planet.

Ford is asking 70-80K for their trucks, and that 450 super duty is 100K. Stuff be crazy now days.

Yeah, there's a couple dudes at work that have big fancy diesel trucks that run over 60k. That land cruiser does sound pretty awesome. What brought me to purchase a 3rd Gen is seeing the high cost of a new 4runner or Tacoma. I just don't know if I could ever drop that kind of money on a vehicle.
 
if I can get a 79 series LC I might just do it. I see there is a group of guys who are importing them now. it's very tempting. for only 85K you can get brand new 79 series from AU. it's tempting.

I have a bridge for you. Check over at ih8mud. Not sure they're actually getting around the 25 year rule.
 
Yeah, there's a couple dudes at work that have big fancy diesel trucks that run over 60k. That land cruiser does sound pretty awesome. What brought me to purchase a 3rd Gen is seeing the high cost of a new 4runner or Tacoma. I just don't know if I could ever drop that kind of money on a vehicle.

Oh I could in a heartbeat. Porsche 911 Turbo... or heck even just a 718 Cayman and I'd not have a bit of buyer's regret.

Thankfully I don't make enough money to ever be able to afford one.
 
You do own a Range Rover. Cursed all day. My brother's good friend is a Rover mobile mechanic in south Florida. Works seven days a week, bringing in over $200k yearly. And he still is two weeks behind.

Don't give up. Just shelve the project for the time being.

If it was not for the land rover I would be stranded. the rover has been 100% perfect no issues whatsoever. even off-roading it was pretty fun, it goes places, very capable, I was a bit surprised it handled some things very well.

I have 15 days of road trips planned here in the next 2 months. that is the biggest disappointment spending time out driving around with my family having a good time.

it's when you have expectations and they are crushed like a rose on the heels of very mean shipping people. This is one of the true terrors of life itself!
 

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