Grizzly vs. Sequoia

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Too bad the airbags didn't deploy, then he would have REALLY been pissed off.

@OP. Curious as to how your insurance company takes care of you.
 
that's one way to lower your trade in value. What happened to Yogi? Is you insurance going to cover it?
 
You: A bear destroyed the interior of my car.
Insurance Agent: What kind of bear was it.
You: A mad, hungry one apparently!
Insurance Agent: Well we're sorry but you are not covered against bears.
You: WHAT? %$@*^(&^$(&^%#*^%#(&%#*%#&%#^%#*^%#*^$@&^$@&^$*^%#*^%@^%$@*^$@*^%#@ :rant:
 
"so call now to protect yourself from mayhem like me" cant you just see him doing that!?

:iagree:

Those 'mayhem' commercials are good.

Just pondering ... how did the bear get in, and yet couldn't get out?

And who was the poor b a s t a r d who finally had to let him out?

:hunter:
 
This wasn't my Sequoia but it was someone in my area, this Sequoia is apparently at a shop here in Calgary.

Here is the info I forgot to add.

"Last Monday morning he came out to find the inside of his 18 month old Toyota Sequoia trashed. A grizzly bear had somehow got a door open (easy considering the way the handles are) and once inside got trapped when the door shut behind him. Probably the wind. The Toyota was a platinum edition, all the door panels were ripped off, the headliner torn to pieces, all headrests, the leather seats, the dash shredded. The steering column was twisted sideways. Two of the six airbags went off, the other four the bear ripped to pieces. You can imagine a trapped grizzly being hit with an airbag in an enclosed space must have figured he was in for the fight of his life. When the bear ripped off the door panels he clawed all the wiring harnesses out. Toyota figures every wire he pulled or clawed at resulted in bells, voices or sparks. The head mechanic at Calgary Toyota doubted if they had the expertise to put it back together. To add insult to injury the bear took a big dump in the back of the SUV and then broke out the rear window. Fish and wildlife officers have inspected the damage and figure it was a 3 year old griz. From blood left behind the are doing DNA. The vehicle has been written off, cost new over 70,000 they stopped counting repair costs at 60,000"
 
Someone have a shotgun… I'm going to find that damn bear and the homeless it going to have it or dinner! Damn bears, usually wouldn't say anything like that but why not do it to a POS Expedition?!
 
In the future please attach jpegs or use imageshack type service to embed the pictures.

Pdf files are in bad form. They dont autodisplay on phones and they are a great way to spread viruses because users must DL and open the pdf file.
 
With apologies to Nashman:

You: A bear destroyed the interior of my car.
Insurance Agent: What kind of bear was it.
You: Which kind is covered?
Insurance Agent: None
You: Wait, did you think I said bear?
 

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