FIXED. :humble::banana:
Driver side wheel bearing was bad. I could feel and hear it as soon as I had it off. Still confused as to why I couldn't hear it when i was spinning the wheel before. I'm guessing it's isolated by all of the material around the hub.
After going through this, I've tried to reflect on a better way to diagnose which side was going bad. The turning left or right method does not work for our type of bearings. We have two tapered bearings on both sides. Each bearing will load or unload based on which way you are turning (i.e. inside right will load with outside left and vice versa when turning the opposite way). With the 35 mm axle nut torqued to 217 ft lbs, you aren't going to be able to shake the wheel, so don't expect to hear or feel it wiggle. This all said, I didn't come up with much on trying to diagnose which side, sorry fellas.
My best advice, buy two hub assemblies going in from a source that will allow you to return one, if you decide to do so. The job takes about an hour and a half per side as long as you have the full hub assembly. It is not a difficult task. For a few hours of labor and a few hundred dollars, you can have two new wheel bearings done for less than what the dealer wants to do one side. Since bearings typically fail based on cycles, odds are if one is failing, the other isn't too far behind.