Dont think it will happen anytime soon, if ever really. Dipsticks gone, yeah I can see that. But a sealed system, wont work on an ICE. Like said before, alot of combustion deposits and other debris brought in from the intake get in the oil around the rings, that's why we change our oil. Not because it's really broken down, just because it gets alot of contaminants in it that the filter cannot catch. Some of these contaminants can become acidic and corrode internal parts as well if not removed from the engine.
I may waste "good" oil changing at 3-4K on Mobil 1 Synthetic, but at least I dont have a year's worth of intake debris and combustion deposits eating away at my engine. My Acura with 143K on it when I traded her in, changed every 3-4K miles on Mobil 1 10W30 and a Mobil 1 filter, didnt burn a drop of oil between changes. Just darkened quite a bit from combustion deposits.