Decided to do the H9 to H11 lowbeam bulb conversion last night. The internet said it would only take about 5 minutes. It went something like this:
Try to use clippers to trim inner tabs
Can't, material too hard
Try a small file
This is getting nowhere
Get dremel
Mom calls
Talk to mom for half hour
Dremel inner tabs
Test fit bulb
Doesn't fit, need to trim outer tabs
Get called in for dinner by GF
Eat pizza, realize I'm outta beer
Kinda sad

Go back, start trimming outer tabs
Get metal filings all over bulbs
Look for 91% isopropyl alcohol to clean
We're out
Run to CVS
Get complemented on my beard
Get back
Step in dog poop
Clean dog poop from boots
Spend 10 minutes looking for clean microfiber
Clean bulbs
Install bulbs
They fit!
Marvel at the brightness!
Back out of the garage to adjust cut-off
Tape the cut-off on the garage door
Get 8mm socket to adjust cut-off
Socket doesn't fit, can't reach
Get 8mm wrench
Can't turn wrench enough adjust
Get screwdriver
Too small
Get different screwdriver
Too big
Get another different screwdriver
Just right!
Adjust lights down 2"
Success!
Elation!
Close hood
Get in truck to take test drive
Get halfway up the driveway
Hear a clank
Realize I left socket and wrench under hood
Get out, look on the ground
Nadda
Drive down neighborhood street
Listening for another clank
Nadda
Turn around, go home
Pull back into garage
Grab flashlight
Crawl under truck
Spot socket resting on skid plate!
But where is 8mm wrench?
Crawl under truck again
Crawl under other side of truck
Crawl out, scratch head
Check engine bay
Crawl under again
Spin around
Look all over
For 20 freakin minutes
Realize 8mm wrench is in hoody pocket
Pull truck out of garage
Close garage door
Step in dog poop again
All told it only took about 3 and a half hours.