Pee or Fluid?

I helped shovel out my older neighbor a couple of weeks ago and her car (little olds Alero) pissed this same colored yellow fluid as I moved it out of the driveway. It looked just like gatorade (pee if the dog was taking lots of vitamins) and it trailed all the way out of the drive way.
I checked the usual fluids and none of the usual suspects were the same color. I looked under the car and this stuff was all over her exhaust system dripping off the muffler and cat. :confused:
I told her to get it checked out immediately and she told me later that the garage said it was her brakes? Who knows, he may have taken the old lady for a ride, but there was definitely something wrong/leaking. I just moved her car again yesterday and there was no gatorade in the snow.
 
I helped shovel out my older neighbor a couple of weeks ago and her car (little olds Alero) pissed this same colored yellow fluid as I moved it out of the driveway. It looked just like gatorade (pee if the dog was taking lots of vitamins) and it trailed all the way out of the drive way.
I checked the usual fluids and none of the usual suspects were the same color. I looked under the car and this stuff was all over her exhaust system dripping off the muffler and cat. :confused:
I told her to get it checked out immediately and she told me later that the garage said it was her brakes? Who knows, he may have taken the old lady for a ride, but there was definitely something wrong/leaking. I just moved her car again yesterday and there was no gatorade in the snow.

Hmmm, that is interesting. I don't think it is brake fluid. The stuff I put in was much paler, and the old stuff that would still be at the front brakes was more brown. I guess maybe I should just clean this stuff up and see if it reappears. My brakes don't feel like they have changed at all. They are pretty squishy, I think I have air in the system. I need to bleed them anyway.
 
Dude, calm yourself. I said it was probably piss from the beginning, but I smelled it and couldn't smell anything, so I figured I'd throw it out there to see if it could possibly be a fluid. Animal piss smells quite potently, so I expected to smell something.

You don't like it, don't read the thread. Half the reason I posted was because I figured people would get a kick out of it. And hey, they did. Mission Accomplished.

And Blitzkrieg, No! No! That is a bad pun! Bad dog!

Though if that was unintentional, then it totally qualifies for the "unintentionally suggestive post of the month"

Sorry! It was supposed to be sarcasm with a bit of humor. I was a bit "pissy".
 
Sorry! It was supposed to be sarcasm with a bit of humor. I was a bit "pissy".

As stupid as the emoticons are, they do help convey sarcasm. They make me feel like a 13 year old girl on instant messenger when I use them though.
 
As stupid as the emoticons are, they do help convey sarcasm. They make me feel like a 13 year old girl on instant messenger when I use them though.

:lmao: Oh boy, I had to wipe a few tears away on that one.
Yeah I always think the same thing when I use them...
 

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