Senior quote ideas

HHIRunner

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Any one with good ideas for a funny senior quote? Please don't say FBGM or YOLO I've already heard those a million times haha.
 
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Old Janis Joplin quote.... "Feeling Good Is Good Enough."

Had to take this from the new Bad Grandpa movie.... "I may be too old to eat the gravy, but I can still lick the spoon!"

Bumper sticker I saw recently: "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an a**hole."

Or maybe something like, "Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus."
 
just sans the pictures, of course.
 

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good luck...
 

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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Albert Einstein

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell

You're only as good as your last haircut.
Fran Lebowitz
 
whatever you decide to quote just fact-check it first.

soooooo many people misquote things or use quotes that are sort of attributed to someone even when that person never said it.

a simple google search will tell you if it is an accurate quote.
 
I think this is fitting for today's society. It will make people think, it will ruffle feathers, but the sad reality is it is true, at some point the way thing country is going this is going to be a reality.

"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't
be any AMERICA because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our
women and breed a hardier race!"
-Lt. Gen. Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC
 
whatever you decide to quote just fact-check it first.

soooooo many people misquote things or use quotes that are sort of attributed to someone even when that person never said it.

a simple google search will tell you if it is an accurate quote.

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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no impact on society."
~Michael Moncur

or

'Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
-animal house?

Edit: I have time on my hands:

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
~Charles Bukowski

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
~Theodore Sturgeon

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
~Groucho Marx

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
~Groucho Marx

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
~Douglas Adams

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
~Tom Lehrer

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.
~Edward Abbey

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
~Doug Larson

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
~Doug Larson

How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it.
~Edward Abbey
 
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Mine was "You can follow me, but you're going to get dirty"

The one I wanted to do was "Racing makes heroin addiction look like a vague wish for something salty"
 

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