Sh** my girlfriend says....

Oh wait! There was another one, this one was before and after I bought my sliders.

Me: "Hey I just ordered some sliders! I'm super stoked!"

Sweetheart: "I bet, where from?"

Me: "4xinnovations"

Sweetheart: "That's a strange name for a burger joint.....(long pause on both ends).....your talking about your car aren't you?"

Me: "Yes sweetheart, but I still love you. And my truck.."


In her defense she is very blonde.
 
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Oh I figured there was a logic to it, I just couldn't let it slide. I HAD to poke at you, unless your last name is McCloud.
 
Well, I don't have a SO at this point, never have. Might someday. (the 4Runner is my SO at this point, takes my time and money! bad joke, I know).

But I have a close friend that's driven my 4Runner, she loves to drive it (owns a PT Cruiser!?), says she loves how high up it is and that it is like a tank (with the ARB on the front). I always love hearing about how people like driving my 4R.

:yo:
 
She probably thinks it's a POS compared to my 2012 Grand Cherokee since it has no leather, no power liftgate, no dual zone climate, no PLOOD, has a 1970s lever for 4wd, no heated seats etc. I dont really GAF because I did not buy it for her.
 
My wife: "it is kind of slow."

Me: "No. It has more power than your Sienna, they just tuned it for MPG, you just have to floor it"

My wife: "Ok, but it still feels slow. My dad thought it was broken"

Me: "but, but, but....it has more hp and torque than the Sienna. And your dad drives a ****ing pathfinder. Please tell him to drive the sienna."
 
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Maybe someday I'll have a girlfriend...

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Well I definitely don't have a girlfriend, no boyfriend, but do have a sister.... Earlier she said "I think you and the forum should get a room". I simply replied with "You're just jealous... Biiiiitch"

Haha sisterly love... But LOVE my truck and forum!!!
 
After I installed the Gobi rack the wife commented the TE would look a lot better with a lift and tuff looking tires. I smiled

Today she asked if I was going to get off my lazy ass and order a dual battery set up
 
**While offroading, scrape the slider across a large rock**

SO: Omg what was that.

Me: No worries, just the sliders, that's what they are there for.

SO: Actually... those are my steps into the truck. Be more careful, I need those...
 
On modifying her LE: "don't do any crap that makes it harder for me to get in and out of it (she's very short) or makes the ride uncomfortable.

...she did appreciate the FJ Cruiser 17" rims and snow tires on a recent drive to Ft. Collins, tho.
 
I spent about 5 min the other night trying to explain to my wife what Sliders are for. Eventually, I just gave up and told her they are steps to help her get in the 4runner...
 
We are moving kinda slow in traffic -

HER: "What is that guy in the other lane looking at"

ME: "He's looking at my tires"

HER: "He is not . . . wait, no, he totally is checking out your tires"

ME: "Yep"
 
The girlfriend likes driving it because "she looks hot driving it". No arguments there.

She makes comments on how it's not a Jeep - driving privileges revoked.

Going down Whale's Tail on Hell's Revenge "Oh god I think I'm going to throw up!".
 
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