This thread is hilarious! I have been having this problem too, but I was either too ashamed or too afraid to mention it. (Afraid that all of my lights weren't grounded properly and I was grounding ALL of them when I get out and touch the door.) I like the suggestions too, they are great.
My suggestion doesn't solve the problem, but instead, "share's the love." When you get out of the truck, run around to the passenger door and touch your girlfriend as she get's out. Mine definitely loves it. She's in Australia for a semester. Connection??