I don't think anyone is trolling this, but rather pointing out the lack of wisdom in spending a rather significant amount of 'free' money in an unstable economic environment.
Consider this very possible scenario: you're considered 'essential', so you're not laid off or furloughed. You're paycheck comes in like normal, so you buy that bumper with your 'free money'.
But the clients you support are not 'essential', so they're not allowed to work, so your business is down, so your boss can't afford to pay you, so he lays you off, even though you technically are allowed to work. Now you have a neat bumper, when you would otherwise have cash to help you along until you get another job.
You have no savings (sad but true for most of America), so you miss your rent and get evicted, when that 'free money' could have bought you another month. This is happening everywhere.
Save that money until the economy stabilizes, and THEN spend it if you so choose. Large portions of the country being homeless isn't exactly a good thing.