3. It's not clean with 42 coats of liquid super clear protector of the universe last forever $100 a bottle wax like all the infernos over in the TRD PRO thread.
The dog on the right wants to ride shotgun and the mutt on the left wants to lick the dashboard while he drives, but the seat belts don't fit either one.
OMG I just finally got around to reading these. Freakin cracked me and my wife up. I think the "legendary WDH" was my dang favorite. I knew I would get some off the wall crap, but...