Why cant i drive under water?

wetterisbetter

wetterisbetter

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-so i relocated the intake and exhaust to the roof rack...
-sealed alternator with grocery bags (don't flame, it works)
-condoms over the fuses and sensitive stuff.
-AND i even sealed various holes and stuff under the car with duct tape in window weld.

this seems verry crazy but i assure you, im legitimacy try to drive in water UP TO AND ABOVE the roof line.

BUT I KEEP floating! even with my fat ass wife in it.:bat:

advice?

edit: yes i did try rolling down the windows. but then i cant breathe..so..

hmm maybe i can roll them down to get under water, then roll them back up, and use a bilge pump to get the water out!

just like a submarine..gatta love 4runners.
 
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ugh fck im dumb...realized the one thing it seems i haven't done...

friggin diff breather...

going to get some cai piping and piece it together, then connect to diff.

figure a 3'' intake setup is better than those little lines you guys normally use.

to the garage!
 
wetterisbetter said:
ugh fck im dumb...realized the one thing it seems i haven't done...

friggin diff breather...

going to get some cai piping and piece it together, then connect to diff.

figure a 3'' intake setup is better than those little lines you guys normally use.

to the garage!
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Um. Are you serious?



All the differentials need to breathe is a 1/16" ID line. Most people use 3/8 fuel line though...since that's what the breather plug size is.

I really hope this whole thread is a joke.
 
Not exactly sure if you thought this thru well enough. Even if you get the car tight enough to do this - what are you going to depend on for traction.. No difference in this and just driving off a cliff
 
You can seal the interior from the outside, water has to get into the truck for it to not float, i can't tell if this thread is a joke or not. This should be common knowledge that when the cabin is sealed with air, it will be similar trying pull a ballon underwater.

Watch this, this is fording, the driver was a bit wet after the run.

YouTube - defender 90 in river
 
hmm..

what if i used a shell from a different car, or another 4 runner, whatever.

gutted it down, and made a trailer out of it.

then used the trailer to fill with water, keeping me down?

remote switch for drain obviously.
 
R u guys serious this is obviously a joke have you read his sig!? Bumpers relocated to roof? Helium filled for buoyancy?
 
wetterisbetter said:
holy **** finally!

congrats to you sir.

you guys are really nice and helpful though.
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:wtf:

Hows that 1.6L B series Honda engine in the 4runner?? Do you have stickers on the side of it to make it go faster? and a big spoiler on the back of a front wheel drive car?
 
wetterisbetter said:
hmm..

what if i used a shell from a different car, or another 4 runner, whatever.

gutted it down, and made a trailer out of it.

then used the trailer to fill with water, keeping me down?

remote switch for drain obviously.
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Sounds like a 'Titan' class trailer in the making. :D
 
to clarify,

my home is a mazda forum, sadly i do not own a 4runner. but im inside one enough to almost own one lol.

wanted to mess with a buddy i got on here.

im glad most of you got lulz over this.

mods, no disrespect intended, just having fun. feel free to delete the thread and this account as i prolly wont need it anymore lmao.
 
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