wetterisbetter
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**** if i had your bumpers, i wouldn't have any issues exploring the bottom of lakes.
Why cant i drive under water?
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**** if i had your bumpers, i wouldn't have any issues exploring the bottom of lakes.
StreetKill831
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Remove your tires and make them out of metal. Then tap a fill valve into the sidewall of your metal "tires". When you get to the lake/pond/w.e. fill the wheels with water. BAM! Ballast tanks! You could even cut the sidewalls off your tires and attach them for better traction, plus it would be ****ty driving on the road with nothing but metal.
Go do it!
Go do it!
driffter33
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**** I you had my bumpers you would need the Hindenburg strapped to your roof rack to keep you off the bottom.
**** I you had my bumpers you would need the Hindenburg strapped to your roof rack to keep you off the bottom.
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ChildrenOfBodom
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I think a flock of pelicans the size of new jersey would be suitable
wetterisbetter
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Remove your tires and make them out of metal. Then tap a fill valve into the sidewall of your metal "tires".
genius.
this guy is going places.
well problem solved..
it seems my helium filled continentals were causing the problem...
after the metal tire swap ill top off the TRD and hit the lake beds.
hmm..
fuel wise, would fish to feed the pelicans be cheaper than Hindenburg fuel?
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ChildrenOfBodom
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be sure to use genuine TRD serum mixed 70/30 with JDM VTEC
if you're in the water, fish are free
wetterisbetter
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hmm. i smell a project.
can jay weld me up some bolt in fish catchers?
like a giant net? or tolling arms...
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BigFishAllDay
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Seriously? This is the kind of weird, pointless thread that's gonna get some ridiculous amount of replies and go on way longer than it should.
Mount the rotary engine on the roof, use it to turn a helicopter rotor... put quad turbos on the 3.4, connect the driveshaft to a boat prop with gobs of thrust, plate steel on all the body openings, built in nitrous tanks for the interior so you can laugh your a$$ off all the way to the bottom of lake tahoe, then you can dive and fly your way straight to the middle east, execute precision aerial/submarine attacks on key targets, take all the oil, and come back a hero among both Mazda and Toyota owners.
Maybe then our 16mpg city/21 highway wont seem so bad.. because of you and your underwater 4Runner, gas will be 0.50/gallon again.
:worthless
Mount the rotary engine on the roof, use it to turn a helicopter rotor... put quad turbos on the 3.4, connect the driveshaft to a boat prop with gobs of thrust, plate steel on all the body openings, built in nitrous tanks for the interior so you can laugh your a$$ off all the way to the bottom of lake tahoe, then you can dive and fly your way straight to the middle east, execute precision aerial/submarine attacks on key targets, take all the oil, and come back a hero among both Mazda and Toyota owners.
Maybe then our 16mpg city/21 highway wont seem so bad.. because of you and your underwater 4Runner, gas will be 0.50/gallon again.
:worthless
wetterisbetter
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ChildrenOfBodom
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BigFishAllDay
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98OzarksRunner
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But it's not driving underwater. That's what you said you wanted. Stick to the script.
4Runner8
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haha
ChildrenOfBodom
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oh dear god... :roadkill:
one of these threads is not like the other ones, one of these threads is DEAD!
one of these threads is not like the other ones, one of these threads is DEAD!
J-money$$$
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i didnt find this funny.......
