MeefZah
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Dunno man... pit toilet. Scary. I'm always worried some shit monster is lurking in the depths, waiting to rip my dick off. I prefer to poop in the woods with my ass hanging over a log.
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Dunno man... pit toilet. Scary. I'm always worried some shit monster is lurking in the depths, waiting to rip my dick off. I prefer to poop in the woods with my ass hanging over a log.
Ray Dunakin
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Black widow spiders are what worry me. Seen a lot of them in pit toilets.
PWD4R
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What worries me is you guys are talking about shit and spiders and not heading to a trail head!
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kcdehart
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I'll be at one later today if nobody beats me to it...
PWD4R
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PaulsTrail
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The closest thing I’ve ever seen to such a monster was at an outhouse along I-70 near the continental divide. Over the course of a winter, the poop would pile up and freeze, eventually forming a poo-cone. By spring the cone would get up to within a couple of feet of the seat. An avalanche took out that particular outhouse a couple of years ago. As far as I know, no one ever lost a dick there; at least it never made the news if someone had.
It seems to me that the ass hanging over the log method has more hazards than a well-maintained pit toilet. You could get a splinter. The log may be full of angry ants. Mosquitos will find your bare rear-end particularly desirable. You could fall over backwards and land in what you just left. A bear may come by and decide to have his way with you. Mountain lions may see you as vulnerable. :hungry: A girl-scout troop may come along just as you’re getting down to business.
Nope – I’ll stick to a nice outhouse whenever possible. I may take a flashlight along to inspect it first, though. Actually, your log methodology is better than what they make you do on California’s Mt. Whitney. There, the ranger issues you a "wag bag", which you poop in over the course of 2-3 days and then carry it back out to the trailhead. The powder in the bag and the Ziploc they give you to put it in are supposed to contain the smell. They don't.
ainkiller:Anyway, I don't have a lifted 4Runner, so this will have to do for now.
kcdehart
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I'm crying at work at the moment. It's a good thing my boss isn't here yet. Thank you!The closest thing I’ve ever seen to such a monster was at an outhouse along I-70 near the continental divide. Over the course of a winter, the poop would pile up and freeze, eventually forming a poo-cone. By spring the cone would get up to within a couple of feet of the seat. An avalanche took out that particular outhouse a couple of years ago. As far as I know, no one ever lost a dick there; at least it never made the news if someone had.
It seems to me that the ass hanging over the log method has more hazards than a well-maintained pit toilet. You could get a splinter. The log may be full of angry ants. Mosquitos will find your bare rear-end particularly desirable. You could fall over backwards and land in what you just left. A bear may come by and decide to have his way with you. Mountain lions may see you as vulnerable. :hungry: A girl-scout troop may come along just as you’re getting down to business.
Nope – I’ll stick to a nice outhouse whenever possible. I may take a flashlight along to inspect it first, though. Actually, your log methodology is better than what they make you do on California’s Mt. Whitney. There, the ranger issues you a "wag bag", which you poop in over the course of 2-3 days and then carry it back out to the trailhead. The powder in the bag and the Ziploc they give you to put it in are supposed to contain the smell. They don't.
Anyway, I don't have a lifted 4Runner, so this will have to do for now.
:lmao:
RPS99SHO
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I have a very mild 1" lift. But hey it works.
Next I want to see you in a Hawaiian shirt, holding a piece of recovery equipment while sitting in the cargo area of your rig.
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PWD4R
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Is this a fetish of yours...? Are we safe around you? Lol
I have a very mild 1" lift. But hey it works.
Next I want to see you in a Hawaiian shirt, holding a piece of recovery equipment while sitting in the cargo area of your rig.
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RPS99SHO
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Hey at least I requested clothing. Looks like no one wants to step up to the plate and show off their Hawaiian shirt, so I'll settle for any article of clothing, unless... :girl:
Alright maybe someone else should start a new challenge. :bolt:
RUNTHAT
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5ontheFloor
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Its up to the challenge winner
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atalarico
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Damn. I knew my obsession with novelty oversized bicycles would bite me in the ass one day.
jk. that's a good challenge!
97FR_brad
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Does every picture require a selfie now?
you should be happy I didn't say you need to be in your spandex bicycle kit also. Lol!
MeefZah
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I'm visualizing one of those old timey bikes with a 6' front wheel
97FR_brad
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That's what I was thinking from atalarico post at first. Then I remembered this guy.
