seems to pull away from other 5th gen's I encounter (but I might just be willing to mash the throttle more than most mere 5th gen mortals?).
I am only slighty surprised to hear of somebody regularly trying to drag race their 4800lb V6 SUV, though I am honestly much more surprised that you also found other people willing to race you in theird

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Spec'd at 7.9sec 0-60, it is not a slouch even by sedan standards.
In my mind, I honestly thought people stopped counting once you got much above 6.0

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Premium fuel for me - ALWAYS!!! It might be a "performance mod" you pay for at every fill-up, but one I wholehearted buy into (and I consider myself an overly objective dude with roots in reality). I also don't mind paying for extra fuel system cleaners/detergents that seem to be integral to the premium grade fuels. A bottle of BG44K runs around $20...
Well, people waste billions per year on premium fuel when it doesn't do anything at all. Having a pretty decent understanding of ignition timing and knock resistance works, I am still skeptical.
Also, as far as the additives go, I suppose they have to sell it to somebody

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1E, in that article, do you remember if the timing advance was applied across the entire fuel map, or only realized at high throttle openings? I ask because if there is a real 3-10% increase in HP, and if the timing advance occurs at all throttle positions (and hopefully even more at modest throttle positions), then one should see a proportionate increase in fuel economy. As I am sure to know, advancing timing essentially extracts more mechanical energy from a given mixture rather than simply sending more heat out of the exhaust.
Even while gas is cheap (hah! 10 years ago I would have never called $2.25/gal "cheap"), premium is only about 10% more. So, if going with premium would add 10% to one's fuel economy, that is about 40 miles extra per tank, with no overall increase in fuel costs. When OPEC stops acting up and fuel prices jump back into the $3+ range, premium will then only be 5-7% more than regular so, if one gained 7-10% more HP then technically one could theoretically save money on fuel by going with premium.
Of course, this all depends whether our ECU is programmed per that article will actually permanently adjust timing based on real-life feedback, as well as if that adjustment is really as large as even 5%, let alone 10%.