That was halarious. I admit, I sometimes put "LOL" even when I'm literally not laughing that hard. However, in your case, I can honestly say I did laugh and actually ended up attracting a couple coworkers over to see what was funny. We all enjoyed that.
Damn that was good!!! That really made my day. Keep up the good posts. Weve been lacking a periodic thread since SP8BALL went AWOL. I nominate you to pick it up.