G500 Muffler Bearing

[ToyotaDoodz]

Where is it and how often do I need to change it? Is it on the muffler? Where's the muffler? What's a muffler?

That reminds me, how often do I need to change the headlight and blinker fluid? Does that add any horsepower?

Do I need to change from winter to summer air in my tires or just rotate the air?

I would have done a search but I'd already typed all this in. :bonk:

 

[CVsGX470]

ROTFLMAO!

 

[ToyotaDoodz]

ROTFLMAO!

I thought we needed to get the G500 tech info populated as a courtesy.

Isn't there a nut behind the steering wheel that has to be tightened weekly?

 

[CVsGX470]

Ready for someone to say, "April Fools!"

CV

 

[Northof49]

Isn't there a nut behind the steering wheel that has to be tightened weekly?

It can only be tightened using a bolt stretcher....

 

[ToyotaDoodz]

It can only be tightened using a bolt stretcher....

Thanks man!! Is that metric or SAE? You know the gold or platinum one?

 

[Northof49]

Thanks man!! Is that metric or SAE? You know the gold or platinum one?

Neither, it requires a special German-only measurement scale called Schraubbolzenbahre and is made of cast schweinefleisch.....I traded 2 pounds of shnitzelkraut for mine at the local einkaufenmall....

 

[Jason B]

Where is the website that had all these funny items on it?

 

[ToyotaDoodz]

Neither, it requires a special German-only measurement scale called Schraubbolzenbahre and is made of cast schweinefleisch.....I traded 2 pounds of shnitzelkraut for mine at the local einkaufenmall....

Einfach ausgezeichnet!!! Danke!

Where is the website that had all these funny items on it?

I just remember hearing them over they years.

 

[Northof49]

At the dealership, we had this lot lunk and a new salesguy that were both pretty out of it.....We were bored one day and conveinced the parts manager to send them downtown to pick up a bolt stretcher (told them you need 2 people to lift it) lol

They actually went, and we called down to the parts store and told them what was going on.....when the 2 morons got there, the counterman told them they'd need a bigger truck to haul this thing.....they came back up to the dealer AND GRABBED A BIGGER TRUCK hahahahaha When they pulled back into the store in the bigger truck, I guess everyone hit the floor laughing and they clued in....but shit, that's pretty stupid!

 

[ToyotaDoodz]

That's sad but funny.

 

[Jason B]

FOUND IT!

http://www.kalecoauto.com/

:ufo2:

 

[ToyotaDoodz]

FOUND IT!

http://www.kalecoauto.com/

:ufo2:

LOL, that's some good stuff . . .

 

[DaveS]

At the dealership, we had this lot lunk and a new salesguy that were both pretty out of it.....We were bored one day and conveinced the parts manager to send them downtown to pick up a bolt stretcher (told them you need 2 people to lift it) lol

They actually went, and we called down to the parts store and told them what was going on.....when the 2 morons got there, the counterman told them they'd need a bigger truck to haul this thing.....they came back up to the dealer AND GRABBED A BIGGER TRUCK hahahahaha When they pulled back into the store in the bigger truck, I guess everyone hit the floor laughing and they clued in....but shit, that's pretty stupid!

Reminds me of when I used to work Saturday's in an electrical retailers - we had a new joiner and decided to send him out on an errand. Pointing to the fluorescent lighting we told him that we had a couple of blown tubes - could he go out and see if he could get two replacement fallopian tubes - 4'6" length - to replace them - you can imagine the looks he got when he went out.

 

[TranceKrayz]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

OMG......you got me crying with that one.