Update on this annoyance that I still can't figure out. It went away for a good two-three weeks so I thought it resolved itself.
I know it is not engine oil as I have checked that multiple times and it is not low.
It is not PS as that is not low and I have no steering problems.
I thought it could be trans fluid as that was a ***** to check, but I'm having no shifting problems.
I thought it could be coolant, but my reservoir is not *that* low, and I have had no temperature problems whatsoever.
Could it be leaking from the oil filter? I thought that, but then again, it is not staining the driveway (for more than one day).
Could it be oily condensation? Honestly, I think this one could be it as my engine bay/area is pretty grimy (I know, I need to wash it). It is the wet season and the temperatures are fluctuating up and down so much.
Thoughts/comments/flames at me?
edit: I realise the irony of the newspaper ad......