It's Talk Like a Pirate Day, Matey

[philsey]

Here's me contribution:

A pirate walks into a bar.

After getting him a mug of grog, the bartender looks him over and asks "captain, do you know you have a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"

"Aye", the pirate replies, "and it's driving me nuts!"


Who's next?

 

[1engineer]

*Ahem* I am a pirate so I take offense to this thread.

 

[philsey]

*Ahem* I am a pirate so I take offense to this thread.

Real pirates don't say "ahem".


So, do you know why pirates wear eye patches?
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It's because it takes awhile getting used to the hook.

 

[Antman]

Why couldn't the Pirate's kid go to the movies?

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Thet were all rated Rrrrrrrrr.





:rockthrow: sorry.

 

[Davemon]

Why couldn't the Pirate's kid go to the movies?

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Thet were all rated Rrrrrrrrr.





:rockthrow: sorry.

Ugh... I mean "arrrrrgh!"

 

[Tallicon]

What is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet???

 

[Antman]

Ugh... I mean "arrrrrgh!"

I will attempt to redeem myself...



Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his T4R on the road?

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Because the road was SCURVY!!!

 

[Tallicon]

It's RRRRrrrrr right!?












But NO!












It's the CCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jtraskell]

^Sorry bud, but you failed......:cowboy:

 

[phillyd2]

*Ahem* I am a pirate so I take offense to this thread.

*Ahem* I am nuts so I take offense to this tread.

 

[Jivewalker]

Yar...heres a limerick I hornswoggled for you scallywaggers....


A pirate walked into a bar,

he ordered neat rum in a jar,

then swallowed it down,

and said with a frown:

"I'm trying to find the pissoir!"

 

[RubiconSS]

I used to be a Pirate but could never figure out out how to answer the question, "Got Wood" when I was on a third date..... I figured it was a trick question.
Women are smart. I dunno
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[Kinnick]

Too funny. My wife dressed as a pirate today. She teaches fourth graders and thought it would be fun for the whole class to be pirates for the day. It sounded like the kids had a blast.

Here is a pirate pick up line...Pardon me miss, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through ur porthole.:naughty:

 

[RubiconSS]

Too funny. My wife dressed as a pirate today. She teaches fourth graders and thought it would be fun for the whole class to be pirates for the day. It sounded like the kids had a blast.

Here is a pirate pick up line...Pardon me miss, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through ur porthole.:naughty:

Hmmm. Thatis a "Had Wood" then the story continued. ........

 

[Qjake]

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"


:shrug:

 

[t4r4life]

arrrrrgh! this thread be awesome!!!!

 

[techno]

 

[philsey]

^^^

Harrrrrr Harrrrrr Harrrrr

Best one yet!