uggh.
All I can say is UGGH.
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.:boxer:
On Thursday evening after work, I decided to install my Smittybilt winch into the ARB bumper. How hard could it be, right?
O.M.G.
8 hours later I drug my sorry butt into the house like a whipped dog. What should have been a straight forward install turned into a BIG pain in the :moon:!!
If you look back over my build thread
HERE You will see how I had my tranny cooler mounted. I knew I would have to move it to make room for the winch. I decided to mount it flush to the A/C condenser. Once I did this, my lines were too short to reach it properly. I wanted to do it right so I was not going to just splice in hose, bur rather run new hose. I couldn't FIND the hose I knew I had lying around the house somewhere so Off to the parts store I go (10 miles 1 way).
Once i returned I went to work relocating the cooler. In order to mount it to the condenser, I used those push through zip ties. ( I hate those things). In order to get my hands behind the condenser, I had to unbolt it. This also required taking off the hood latch. This was a bi@#% to do, and I scratched up my hands good. FINALLY got that mess finished to my liking, and then I had difficulty getting the hood latch to mount up. (more on this later).
On to the winch..(you know, the REASON I have done all of this).
Have you ever tried to mount a winch to the inside of a bumper? The bumper has to be off the vehicle. PIA taking this bumper off and on.:gun5:
The FIRST thing I did was to clock the winch (Thanks to BigFishAllDay for
THIS write-up) So I mount this bastage up and get it the way I want it. Next I muscle the NOW 1 MILLION POUND bumper onto my floor jack to help me get it back on the vehicle so I can mount it. After wrestling with it for what seemed like an eternity, I FINALLY got all the bolts back in and aligned up. WHEW.
Now I had planned on mounting the solenoid on top of the bumper in the center. The bumper comes with a bracket to do this, but granted it is for a warn winch. No biggie, I can make it fit, right?
I get ready to mount it to the bumper when I realize that the mounting bracket puts the solenoid too far back and I will have to either a) cut my grill or b) engineer a new bracket. I choose option b).
Time moves on and I get the solenoid mounted. yea. Now it is time to wire it up. This is when I realize I am in the hurt locker. The solenoids heavy gauge wire isn't long enough to reach the winch and bolt up! CRAP! I realize now that when I clocked the winch, I should have also clocked the motor side as well to move the connections to a more favorable position. I will have to remove it all and start over.:ybrick:. Did I mention it's late, I have to work tomorrow and my truck has no front bumper.:bash: So I do the only thing I can; Remove the bumper, un-mount the winch, clock the motor side, and begin this process over again.
I went to bed at 2am having started this around 6pm the previous evening.
I would like to say this is the end of the story.........it is not.