Ninja skunks!

lhsoulrebel

lhsoulrebel

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Apparently I am some sort of skunk humanitarian. My wife and I were driving to a restaurant in town when we came upon some stopped traffic (the first time we have gone out alone together for two months btw... New born). A lady had stopped in the middle of the road for 3 baby skunks. They were around her tires, and she started driving again! I couldn't stand by and watch the skunk massacre, so I honked, ran out of my car and told her to stop. She stopped, and we waited for the trouble makers to disperse. I then made the fatal error of turning around, giving the black and white ninjas their opportunity. As I was frantically making hand gestures to my wife to turn on the hazards these silent but deadly creatures snuck up at least 25' behind me and stopped right between my legs! Now my wife starts frantically gesturing to me.... Instead of shouting to run for my life! Then the ninjas attacked. I turned, and actually stepped on one! I was then sprayed by not one, but two, yes two sneaky smelly ninja bastards! Ten very cold hose showers with multiple products later I am 98% de-skunked...
My question is, how in the fu@# do you de skunk a car????????!!?!!!!!?!??

(No skunk was harmed in the making of this story).
 
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lhsoulrebel said:
Apparently I am some sort of skunk humanitarian. My wife and I were driving to a restaurant in town when we came upon some stopped traffic (the first time we have gone out alone together for two months btw... New born). A lady had stopped in the middle of the road for 3 baby skunks. They were around her tires, and she started driving again! I couldn't stand by and watch the skunk massacre, so I honked, ran out of my car and told her to stop. She stopped, and we waited for the trouble makers to disperse. I then made the fatal error of turning around, giving the black and white ninjas their opportunity. As I was frantically making hand gestures to my wife to turn on the hazards these silent but deadly creatures snuck up at least 25' behind me and stopped right between my legs! Now my wife starts frantically gesturing to me.... Instead of shouting to run for my life! Then the ninjas attacked. I turned, and actually stepped on one! I was then sprayed by not one, but two, yes two sneaky smelly ninja bastards! Ten very cold hose showers with multiple products later I am 98% de-skunked...
My question is, how in the fu@# do you de skunk a car????????!!?!!!!!?!??

(No skunk was harmed in the making of this story).
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You are a better person than I am... We "dispose" of skunks whenever we can around here because they kill our wild turkey population. Those ninja skunks sneak in and bust open all the eggs and eat them... But I am glad to hear both you (sort of at least) and the little guys were ok lol.
 
Nice post and Funny story. My truck was accosted by wild turkeys last Sunday whilst the Mrs. and I were sleeping inside. She wakes me up and asked if I was kicking something. Nope. Look outside the drivers side cargo window and there's a big turkey tom smashing his melon into the chrome. Repeatedly. Strange way to wake up.
 
afg10000 said:
Nice post and Funny story. My truck was accosted by wild turkeys last Sunday whilst the Mrs. and I were sleeping inside. She wakes me up and asked if I was kicking something. Nope. Look outside the drivers side cargo window and there's a big turkey tom smashing his melon :frusty: into the chrome. Repeatedly. Strange way to wake up.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! I never said turkey's are smart lol :P
 
Bad luck man! I had one hose my tent while camping...only thing that worked was this....should work for your interior too but test to make sure it doesn't bleach:

Mix together:

One quart 3% hydrogen peroxide
¼ cup baking soda
one teaspoon liquid dish soap
 
That's sucks man! Especially for your interior. I wouldn't know where to start. Maybe go doorless for a few hundred miles at mach speed to air it out after applying the febreeze that Doc recommended.:noidea:
 
afg10000 said:
Nice post and Funny story. My truck was accosted by wild turkeys last Sunday whilst the Mrs. and I were sleeping inside. She wakes me up and asked if I was kicking something. Nope. Look outside the drivers side cargo window and there's a big turkey tom smashing his melon into the chrome. Repeatedly. Strange way to wake up.
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That is a weird way to wake up! Makes for odd dreams I'm sure!
 
geohil said:
Bad luck man! I had one hose my tent while camping...only thing that worked was this....should work for your interior too but test to make sure it doesn't bleach:

Mix together:

One quart 3% hydrogen peroxide
¼ cup baking soda
one teaspoon liquid dish soap
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I used this method for de skunking myself.... But I'm worried that mixture will bleach the interior?!
 
ozone machine from a rental place. read the directions. ozone kills whatever biological organism it crosses paths with, so don't sit in the car to get the last 2% aroma off of you.
can rent them online, shipped to you.
 
I would suggest keeping it in as much direct sun as possible during the day with the windows down - sunlight is a great deodorizer, I leave my mountain biking gear outside as much as I can, it works great. At night, pour some white vinegar into some cups and leave them in your cupholders with the windows up.
 
if its just the smell in the vehicle, it shouldn't be too difficult to get rid of.
if you transferred any of the oil onto the cloth/interior, it could be VERY difficult to get rid of.

the oil is nasty stuff, ive seen it stain metal, and still be visible for many years.
 
nevada said:
if its just the smell in the vehicle, it shouldn't be too difficult to get rid of.
if you transferred any of the oil onto the cloth/interior, it could be VERY difficult to get rid of.

the oil is nasty stuff, ive seen it stain metal, and still be visible for many years.
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I'm afraid that it may have gotten on the cloth. I'll try th ozone machine if I run out of ideas/ patience.
 
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