Stupid Cars Thread

its_not_a_tuba said:
That’s Mother! At least I think that’s it’s name. It used to be painted black with the word “Mother” painted in huge red letters on the sides. My wife and I always laugh when we see it. She also always plays the song Mother by Danzig as we drive by.


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God, I can't believe that POS is still there.
 
Sema is rolling into town! This week makes Vegas the capital of stupid cars every year. How smooth do you think the ride is off road with these sidewalls and these are big compared to a lot of the the 4x4's they are off loading.
 

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its_not_a_tuba said:
That’s Mother! At least I think that’s it’s name. It used to be painted black with the word “Mother” painted in huge red letters on the sides. My wife and I always laugh when we see it. She also always plays the song Mother by Danzig as we drive by.
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Maybe the owner was inspired by the Ray Wylie Hubbard song Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother:

"He was born in Oklahoma
And his wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz
He's not responsible for what he's doing
'Cause his mother made him what he is

And it's up against the wall, redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well
He's thirty four and drinkin' in a honky tonk
Just kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell

Sure does like his Falstaff beer
He likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor
He drives a '57 GMC pickup truck
Got a gun rack
and "A Goat Roper needs love too" sticker

And it's up against the wall, redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well
He's thirty four and drinkin' in a honky tonk
Kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell

M is for the mud flaps she gimme for my pickup truck
O is for the oil I put on my hair
T is for T-Bird
H is for Haggard
E is for Eggs
And R is for REDNECK!

Up against the wall, redneck mother
Mother who has raised her son so well
He's thirty four and drinkin' in a honky tonk
Kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell..."

:mullet:
 
PaulsTrail said:
Took these pictures in Georgetown, Colorado today. I'll refrain from further comment :tape:, other than I wonder what the hitch receiver under the door is for. By the way, this beauty is easily seen from I-70 and has been at this location for some time. I'm sure the Town of Georgetown is proud of this local landmark.
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LOL, Seen this gem many times coming down the hill of Georgetown!
 
If this went into full production, 4runners probably would've went the way of the dinosaurs a long time ago.

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PaulsTrail said:
Took these pictures in Georgetown, Colorado today. I'll refrain from further comment :tape:, other than I wonder what the hitch receiver under the door is for. By the way, this beauty is easily seen from I-70 and has been at this location for some time. I'm sure the Town of Georgetown is proud of this local landmark.
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I've driven past that thing at least a half dozen times. Always wanted to drive it just to say I have... :dancin:
 
Kansas

Here are a couple from our Thanksgiving trip to north-central Kansas. :wtf:

What's sad is that both of these probably could have been restored into nice classics before they got butchered up. The '65 T-Bird is likely only good for parts at this point. The '54 Chevy PU could probably still be saved.

In Downs, KS. It's for sale.
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In Mankato, KS
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PaulsTrail said:
Here are a couple from our Thanksgiving trip to north-central Kansas. :wtf:

What's sad is that both of these probably could have been restored into nice classics before they got butchered up. The '65 T-Bird is likely only good for parts at this point. The '54 Chevy PU could probably still be saved.

In Downs, KS. It's for sale.
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I'm from KS so I feel I need to defend. :hatsoff:

The top one was more than likely in a scrap yard, why would they cut it apart then try and sell it?

That truck is BA, who wouldn't drive it? It's obviously driveable because its sitting in the guy's driveway. Switch out the rims and springs then its back to stock...
 
graciedad04 said:
This truck looks cool from the side, until you see that he has a hood scoop taped to the hood, and the stick on single letters spelling tacoma across the hood.
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After a weekend of taking the stupid crap off I could have me a really nice Tacoma.


As for this gem wouldn’t it be cheaper to fix your A/C than buy gas for the window unit?
 

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PaulsTrail said:
Took these pictures in Georgetown, Colorado today. I'll refrain from further comment :tape:, other than I wonder what the hitch receiver under the door is for. By the way, this beauty is easily seen from I-70 and has been at this location for some time. I'm sure the Town of Georgetown is proud of this local landmark.
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I'm pretty sure Rosanne Barr lived in that same 'community'. shes from Georgetown
 
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